FUCK YEAH TURTLES

No I am not your husband, please stop trying to hold my hand 
fucking alzheimers 

put me the fuck down and stop taking pictures you asshole

I didn’t want to kill him, but he left me with no choice.

dude, join the conga line or get the fuck out of the way

creepicrawlies:

Image Credit Flickr User pandian

I’m beautiful and you know it

yeah I’m riding an alligator, you mad?

CHEEEESSSEEEEE

Yeah, this relationship isn’t working out

(Source: pleatedjeans, via ifawkingloveturtles)